Reblog this is if you’re a Simon Petrikov askblog

cakethecat2:

Doesn’t matter if it’s an AU, with Marceline (or Betty!), or which version (but no Ice Kings please!). You will be added to a list~

(Hello friends this blog is active once again!)

professorpetrikov-moved:

Oh wow I’m so sorry everyone I was away during the holidays, guess I forgot to update you on how I’m doing.

I spent the holidays down in the southern states with family, jerk older brothers (ew!) and their jerkier girlfriends included. But it was nice to see mom again I guess,

I got a whole bunch of itchy Christmas sweaters, which once you ignore the rash they kind of grow on you (or is that the rash haha!).

Ahem uh… yes.

So how is everyone here doing? Good I hope!

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BETTY BETTY BETTY BETTYYYYYY! What's happenin girlfriend!? I just wanted to ask you how do you get such long luscious flowing locks of hair? It's just GORGEOUS darling~
Anonymous
m!a: you are doge for one day
Anonymous

professorpetrikov-moved:

msbettyrreturnsblog:

professorpetrikov:

professorpetrikov:

msbettyrreturnsblog:

the-piedmon:

professorpetrikov:

msbettyrreturnsblog:

I AM BACK FOR MY QUESTIONS WHAT THE HECKIE AM I ON HERE FOR IF I DON’T GET QUESTIONS

Okay here’s a question: what’s the deal with airline food huh?

<3

You know I hate…

For the love of god Betty
never try the coffee you will regret it for the rest of your life unless you like the taste of motor oil. /*shudders*/

I am now very frightened. Last time I checked motor oil is toxic. The airlines are trying to kill us Simon. I am scared, Just like I was when my mother made me Lamb soup and told me how she thinks you were a nerd.

From now on we should travel only by motorboat or hot air balloon because at least th-
hey I am not a big nerd!

professorpetrikov-moved:

professorpetrikov:

msbettyrreturnsblog:

the-piedmon:

professorpetrikov:

msbettyrreturnsblog:

I AM BACK FOR MY QUESTIONS WHAT THE HECKIE AM I ON HERE FOR IF I DON’T GET QUESTIONS

Okay here’s a question: what’s the deal with airline food huh?

<3

You know I hate…

For the love of god Betty
never try the coffee you will regret it for the rest of your life unless you like the taste of motor oil. /*shudders*/

professorpetrikov-moved:

msbettyrreturnsblog:

the-piedmon:

professorpetrikov:

msbettyrreturnsblog:

I AM BACK FOR MY QUESTIONS WHAT THE HECKIE AM I ON HERE FOR IF I DON’T GET QUESTIONS

Okay here’s a question: what’s the deal with airline food huh?

<3

You know I hate airline food. Disgusting..

I’m pretty sure airline food was actually run over by the freaking plane before severed to the general public. It is literally the only explanation.

@msbettyrreturnsblog

professorpetrikov-moved:

Oh… oh my gosh Betty??!

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I-…I didn’t know you were on here!

I haven’t seen you around recently, so how was your day, er week, er… um… never mind, so how ya’ doing? 

Do you got the booty? ;)
Anonymous

professorpetrikov-moved:

the-piedmon:

professorpetrikov:

ariofthesea:

professorpetrikov:

saiyanshredder:

the-piedmon:

:

CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT?!

You do have the booty.

He’s in denial (that or Betty would kill him).

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WHY WOULD BETTY EVER BE CONCERNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE AND OR ATTRACTIVENESS OF MY BACKSIDE??!!

Because in the words of the great Murdoc Niccals, you have an “arse like a satsuma.” And boy, EVERYONE loves a juicy satsuma.  

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ARE YOU SAYING SHE LIKES MY BUTT??!

Betty likes your butt, she said you had a cute firm butt.

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… sh-… she what…